"where are my glasses?"

anyone who’s ever had glasses (via communistbakery)

(via kingsleyyy)

kingofdicks:

ah yes my favorite folder

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(Source: kiljayden, via kingsleyyy)

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

(via kingsleyyy)

"I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win."

My co-worker, on her ex. (via ziraffe)

(via shitforloving)

perhaps it’s because i’m beginning a new and somewhat final chapter,

but i am instantly happier without you.

and it feels amazing.

zacharylevis:

I FUCKING HATE BAZINGA TWINK AND THAT THE BIG BANG SUCK MY ASS SHOW FUCKING SEXIST ASS SHOW ABOUT WHITE NERDS THAT MAKE SCIENCE JOKES FROM LIKE THE FIFTH GRADE HOW THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT STILL WINNING FUCKING AWARDS LITERALLY BAZINGA MY FUCKING ASSHOLE 

(via hipsturscum)

fatwink:

"so how is school going?"

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(Source: thatsociallyawkwardkid, via mac-sleazy)